Why do we never see movies and tv with couples that just love the hell out of each other like Morticia and Gomez from the Addams Family? Why is it popular to romanticize shitty behavior where couples bicker, undermine each other, and are just completely negative? Why is it deemed effeminate wrong to be affectionate?

I know everything isn’t rainbows and rose petals, but why is that glamorized? We shouldn’t be accustomed to treating each other so terribly.

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be-careful-what-you-fish-for:

hotokichan:

This is the greatest race of dog known to mankind

I wonder how Baileys Race feels about this.

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imgonnagetpunched:

lovinare:

cheerless-cherub:

squishu:

brainbubblegum:

turntechgoddamnit:

exaltedhaze:

I really like Jupiter’s design.

omg jupiter is a kawaii papa

Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him

OMFG

My god I want to be Io

SATURN

my favorite is pluto

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wecansototallypicklethat:

skip-dinner-endup-thinner:

x

I don’t know why I love this so much

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My friends wife was looking for a mean crock pot recipe so I’m going to post my dad’s Three Meat Stew. You’re welcome.

You will need:

• a gigantic pot or a crock pot
• an onion
• 1 pack of boneless chicken breast
• 1 pack of boneless pork chop
• 1 pack of Italian sausage
• 4 - 6 red potatoes
• 4 - 6 carrots
• 2 boxes of chicken broth
• 2 bay leaves
• 2 tablespoons Italian seasoning
• Salt & Pepper to taste
• Parsley
• Flour (literally barely a tablespoon if you want the ‘stew’ broth gravy whatever to be thicker)
• Olive (to cook onion with)

To cook in a pot on the stove:

1. Cut all of the meat and veggies in to bite sized pieces.
2. Cook the onion in the pot with olive oil until brown/soft
3. Throw the meat in there and let that cook for 10 or so minutes
4. Pour in one box of chicken broth and toss those bay leaves in there, too
5. Let all of that deliciousness simmer for 20 minutes
6. Add the veggies and the 2nd box of broth
7. Then let that majestic beast simmer for 15 - 20 minutes and add Italian seasoning, salt, and pepper to taste.

To cook in a crock pot:

1. Cut all of the meat and veggies in to bite sized pieces.
2. Toss everything in a crock pot and let it cook for 3 - 4 hours on medium/high.
3. If you are worried about the veggies getting to soft, you can always:

• throw one box of the broth in with the meat, onion, and bay leaves, first.
• let that cook for a few hours until the meat is thoroughly done.
• Then throw the veggies and the last box of broth in for the last hour or so.

However you make it, serve that beautiful stew in a bowl when its done and bust out a baguette of your choice to soak up the deliciousness.

apoemaday:

by Warsan Shire

1. I’m lonely so I do lonely things
2. Loving you was like going to war; I never came back the same.
3. You hate women, just like your father and his father, so it runs in your blood.
4. I was wandering the derelict car park of your heart looking for a ride…

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Just going to do my daily job application process where I apply for 5+ jobs online and watch NCIS.

spilly-b:

not-jesus:

So this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen

Yes.

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clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!

It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.

And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!

The Artists: 

Kathleen Marcotte 

Dan Liuzzi

Claire Mojher

Ali Kurzeja

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il-tenore-regina:

HELP LMFAO 

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collegehumor:

Kim and Kanye’s Baby Name Brainstorm

Now I ain’t sayin’ she a normal kid.

Have any suggestions? 

theshinings:

Active Child | Hanging On (White Sea Remix)