January 2010
i feel kind of strange making new year's...
oldfilmsflicker:
when half of my year i’m going to be here and the other half of the year i’m going to be in vegas living it up with elohbee. i guess i’ll make some anyway…
Make the resolution to meet Lindsays wifey! (babaloo thats me, baby!)
Then make a resolution to just enjoy yourself wherever you are!
Soooooo I get to open at LB tomorrow and my...
She also had christmas eve and christmas day off
(which I worked.)
I smell jack-assery going on.
Brenna: you son of a bitch
Me: fuck you
Brenna: i love you so much it shakes my bones
Me: i love you so much my vital organs are a greek chorus
Brenna: i love you so much, if i had a penis it would be throbbing.
Brenna: ick
Brenna: im sorry
Brenna: that was terrible.
Me: no, i licked it i mean liked it
December 2009
K Tumblr, I go on Farmville and NFL.com for like...
ishyismagic:
and WTF! O.O so many posts something about some dude beating up a cop so that he could go to a bar, a girl wanting to commit suicide and then her tumblarity goes GASHUNK! and Rush Limbaugh is in the Emergency room? (Rush, you really gotta chew before you swallow your steak!) and now Im rambling, way to go Ishy -____-
dude. i know. i get on tumblr and i dont have much on it but...
Well howdy, Tumblr, how are you guys doing toni-
GIRLTRYINGTOKILLHERSELFGETHERADDRESS
CALLTHECOPSSUICIDEHOTLINEPUTSYOUONHOLD
DELETEDSHIZPOSTSFROMWEEKSAGO
OHAIBRENNAWELCOMETOTUMBLR
…woah… looks like im going to continue to organize my itunes, then.
forrealthough:
casl:
Admit It!!! (Say...
(via fuckyeahgreendale)
copycats:
O Come, O Come, Emmanuel by Sufjan...
DAMNIT I JUST WANT TO SIT IN A JACUZZI!
maybe eat a taco or two…. drink some boozums… -DAMNIT!
Who should I be for my next photoshoot? →
kickdrumheart:
dear baby jesus, thank you for dhani jones in a speedo.
“Compared with me, a tree is immortal
And a flower-head not tall, but more...”
– Sylvia Plath - I Am Vertical
WatchI’ve only taken the time to sit down and watch* the show once. But this is hilarious.
*Adam and I watched half of one episode and didn’t know what to do with ourselves after.
ishyismagic:
Whats This? - Danny Elfman
Paul Oakenfold ft. Brittany Murphy - Faster Kill...
Paranormal and Ghost Webcams →
batwithbutterflywings:
dancingcorpse:funeral:exo-skeletal:allegra:(via fuckyeahunexplained)
Even if you don’t live in or near a haunted house, these webcams provide your chance to see a ghost - or some other paranormal apparition - with your own eyes.
shit shit shit shit
txtsfrmlstnght:
(310): A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
iliznorizan:
I’m in love with an illusion.
i am officially following all of my followers.
hello my babies.
