Then I guess they started blinking "like Christmas...
CNN: And these are the buoys that we have measuring the activity-
Brenna: Those are a hellova lotta boobies-.... I mean buoys.
Brenna: (awkward silence)
Blood is thicker than gigantic waves of water.
Adam: I'm going to text my cousin.
Brenna: Oh yeah! I'm sure hes evacuating.
Adam: I said, "brace for impact, faggot"
Adam: I feel bad about it now.
despite having satellites all over this bitch… we can tell the people in hawaii to get the hell out but we cant tell people in haiti or thailand the same?
It always fascinated me how people go from loving you madly to nothing at all,...– (via elohbee) (via oldfilmsflicker)
ugh got laid off today.
disjectamembra: now drinking. stay tuned. you’ve GOT to be kidding me. why?
where did all of these followers come from? take your coat off, stay a while. this is going to be a beautiful relationship.
watching Pepper Ann on youtube...
get off me, i just got off work. hhaha
sexmusic: tranquilize // the killers (feat. lou...
Heavy Rain: Origami Killer < Shenmue
i know i just played the demo of heavy rain and all…. but this is just silly….
sexmusic: all mine // portishead download:...
that is IT
I am making hawaiian roller coaster ride by mark keali’i ho’omalu (posted previously) my morning alarm so I wake up on top of the world. i suggest you do the same… JUSSAYIN, BB
”$” is not a letter, Kesha. you also have a stutter… “stop ta-ta-talkin that blah blah blah” do you remember being on the simple life with nicole and paris? you were as relevant then as you are now… you just got yourself more glitter…. and less showers….
i saw you looking… so i thought i’d say hello!
guess who is going to be in Chicago with her...
Tough Guys Sing Savage Garden
My name is Brenna,
…and I am a terrible story teller. So from now on, when my material is lacking gusto, I will finish the story with “-and then I reached in my pocket and found a $10 bill!” and save the day.
Has any one noticed that the tumblr "t" and the...
some bitch turned my tumblr “t” upside down.
my dad just texted me telling me he just had the...
motherfucker is in mexico right now.
sitting in history class...
like a boss.